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Armageddon 2013

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This weekend I volunteered at Armageddon. Now, before I got there on Dragon AgeSaturday, I was already pretty excited. I knew I would get two free photos (with Ben Browder and Claudia Black, woo!) as thanks, and that I would also get Claudia Black to sign Tara’s copy of Dragon Age. That’s two awesome people I knew I was going to meet, so understandably I was pretty damn excited. I didn’t know what my specific job would be, but I hoped it would be somewhat interesting, or that we would at least bounce around positions throughout the weekend.

But then I actually got to Armageddon, and my job was boring as flip. I was on the front, but there were so many of us that we often didn’t have a great deal to do. For the first hour or so we were competing over who would succeed in giving out showbags. I actually thanked people for taking mine. Then a few of us got sent out the front to work the lines, and man, that was terrifying. I hate talking to people, but I just had to suck it up and direct people to the right lines, answer their questions, and tell them to get their IDs ready.

Ben BrowderAfter Evanna Lynch and Robbie Jarvis’ panel at 11, there wasn’t a great deal to do up the front, so we got to bum around or wander for a bit, so after checking out the floor, I returned to the staff area to have lunch. Well as it turned out, our staff area was between the photo booths and the greenroom. And as I was eating a rather messy Subway sandwich (with olives – gross), Ty Olsson walked past. So I said “hi!” and he flashed me a rather cheeky looking smile. It was brilliant. My day was made. But little did I know that that was the least of my day-making. Hayley (another front of house volunteer) and I were bumming around in the staff area, and one of the volunteers in the photo booth asked us to grab some napkins from the greenroom for the guests to wipe the sweat off their faces. We felt a bit awkward going in there, as we didn’t think anyone was supposed to, but we just kept walking and no-one stopped us. When we were grabbing the napkins, we saw Tony Amendola, Ben Browder, and Claudia Black (there were other guests in there, but I wasn’t paying attention) all sitting at different tables, playing with there phones. I was actually rather surprised, since I was hoping they’d be socialising with each other. But hey, as bClaudia Blackoring and antisocial as it seemed, at least I got to go in the greenroom. After lunch, I got Claudia Black to sign my sister’s copy of Dragon Age, and she said it was really nice of me to do so. What I didn’t tell her was that Tara had still given me money for the autograph token.

There still wasn’t much to do after then, so I hung out with Hayley some more. We found Ty wandering the floor, and asked if it would be possible to get a photo, but he apologised and said he wasn’t allowed to due to his contract. Towards the end of the day, when most of the autograph lines were empty, we just went up and chatted to the guests. We managed to chat to Catrin Stewart, Dan Starkey, Simon Fisher-Becker, Evanna Lynch, Robbie Jarvis, Norman Lovett, Rick Worthy, Jason Carter, and Billy Boyd. Rick Worthy thought Hayley and I were sisters, and when we told him we’d only met that day, he kept asking our ages and birthdays and trying to turn us into sisters anyway! We also talked a bit about Supernatural and a possible spin off. He’s such an amazingly cool guy, definitely the nicest one I met over the weekend. Oh, and Billy Boyd gave me chocolate.

Tony AmendolaWhen we had finished for the day, I called mum to tell her when I’d be home, and as we were talking about what to have for tea, I found the staff bus to the city and got on. When I hung up, I looked up and noticed that I was sitting next to Claudia Black. That was fair awesome/awkward (aweskward? awksome?). But she was already talking to her agent (well, maybe, I’m still not sure who the thin American diva was), and she looked exhausted, and she’d signed that contract, so I didn’t bother her. Well it turns out I was right about her being exhausted, because she fell asleep on the drive. And no, I did not draw on her face.

Rick WorthySo yes, Saturday was amazing. I wasn’t expecting Sunday to be as awesome, but I was still super-excited. On Saturday, one of the girls wore a dress under her staff t-shirt, which she took off for her photos, so I took a leaf out of her book and wore my new cupcakes and unicorns dress on Sunday. When I got there in the morning, things were a lot more organised, so people were actually getting proper shifts. Because my photo with Claudia Black was scheduled at 11.30, I was given the afternoon shift. I wandered the floors with Anastasia, who was also on the afternoon shift, and I bought a few badges. When I went to get my photo with Claudia, I discovered that the schedule had been changed, and it was actually at 3. When Anastasia and I returned for our shift, there wasn’t a great deal to do, so we were sent to replace the volunteers at the train station entrance. Since the trains only came every 30-40 minutes, we got to return to wander the floor for a while. After lunch, a mix-up with the train times, and somehow losing Anastasia, it was time for my photo with Ben Browder. God I felt so pale next to him. After that, some volunteers who were supposed to be working at the photo booth disappeared, so Sarah (another front of house volunteer) and I took over there for a while. I also finally got my photo with ClaudTy Olssonia Black! Later on, when we were nearly done for the day, I had a quick chat with Gigi Edgley, who I didn’t get to see on Saturday.

We also found out that some of the guests would be coming to our staff party afterwards – Jason Carter would definitely be going, and Ty told us that he would try to make it. I got a lift from one of the other volunteers, who seemed pleasantly surprised that I was into metal, and I realised later that we actually had a mutual friend. On the way to the pub, we were driving behind one of the vans. We overtook it to see who was inside, and saw Billy Boyd. I don’t know if anyone else thinks the same way about things like this, but we just thought it was awesome how Billy Boyd was in that van and people on the street just had no idea. Heaps of the volunteers came to the party, so the pub was pretty packed. And after a while, a few of the guests showed up. Since the actual convention was all over, I managed to get photos with Tony Amendola, Rick Worthy, and Ty Olsson, which I was very excited about. Now most people know I’m an enormous fangirl. I can’t help it. But thankfully I managed to hold it in in front of the guests themselves. So yes, I’ll definitely be applying for next year’s Armageddon as well. Not only did I get to enjoy the convention as a fan, but I also got a behind-the-scenes look at it. And of course, meeting the guests as actual people didn’t hurt!

Impossible Inventions

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There are some things the world just needs. Unfortunately, many of those things are a tad… impossible.

1. Brain Printer:
We’ve all had it happen to us. In our heads, we imagine it like this:
Mona Lisa
But then once we’ve drawn it, it ends up coming out more like this:
Drawing
I think we definitely need a ‘print’ button on our brains, so that we can avoid catastrophes like the above lady in the purple dress.

2. Brain Recorder:
I can’t tell you the number of awesome dreams I’ve had that I wanted to have again and again, only for them to be completely forgotten ten minutes after waking up. And what about all those ones where I’ve written a masterpiece song or poem? We need brain recorders so that we can press ‘record’ every night before going to bed, and never have to forget a dream again.

3. Find:
Finding specific words or phrases in printed documents is AIDS. Unlike PDFs, we can’t just press ctrl+f and have our words highlighted for us. Oh no. We actually have to look for them ourselves. At least glossaries have it half-right. But even so. This lack of a non-computer ‘find’ button makes it really hard to choose essay references via skimming.

4. Copy + Paste:
As with the ‘find’ button, copying and pasting is a very important part of life! Surely I’m not the only one who gets driven insane having to copy handwriting onto multiple sheets of paper, or enter information into a computer.

5. Temporary Mind Wipe:
This is one of my more brilliant impossible inventions. I am a huge bookworm, and I particularly love series and the whole fandoms surrounding them. When you’re a fan of a book (or even a television series or film), nothing beats that excitement you get waiting for the next instalment, and that feeling you get upon finally reading/seeing it. Now, I’ve been a huge fan of Harry Potter for over ten years. I started reading the books when I was about eight or so (when only the first four were out), and between the time I started and the time the fifth book was released, I read the first four books over twenty times each. Every time a new book came out, I bought it immediately, and usually had them read within about two days. Then the movies came out, and I had those to be excited about as well, even if they did involve a lot of complaining about important events they cut. When the last book was released, I read it within twenty-four hours. It was thrilling, exciting, tear-inducing, and full of ‘oooh’ moments, and I loved it. It may have been it, but at least I could focus on the fact that the movies were still going. But then they ended as well. I saw the last film with my mum and my sister, and then again with the Melbourne Muggles. But I would never get that new feeling again. I can read them over and over, but that initial feeling of reading something for the first time will never return. And that makes me sad. I would love to be able to temporarily delete things from my memory before reading/watching something, in order to experience that feeling again, and then get all the memories back afterwards. I would love to be able to read Harry Potter for the first time, and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the first time, and meet every other fandom I’m a part of for the first time, all over again.

Hogwarts Houses

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In one of the clubs a while ago, we got to sorting well-known figures into Hogwarts Houses. So I thought I’d post the ones that I remember, and add some more. Just for the record, Game of Thrones refers to both the books and the show. It just gets really annoying typing ‘A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones’ all the time.

Gryffindor:

  • Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
  • Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)
  • Arya Stark (Game of Thrones) – though she’s also pretty damn Slytherin
  • Barristan Selmy (Game of Thrones)
  • Brienne of Tarth (Game of Thrones)
  • Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
  • Charming / David Nolan (Once Upon a Time)
  • Daryl Dixon (Walking Dead)
  • Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
  • Debra Morgan (Dexter)
  • Echo (Dollhouse)
  • Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time)
  • Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)
  • Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time)
  • Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones)
  • Jon Snow (Game of Thrones)
  • Max Guevara X5-452 (Dark Angel) – though she does possess Hufflepuff qualities
  • Mulan (Mulan)
  • Ned Stark (Game of Thrones)
  • Olivia Dunham (Fringe)
  • Owen Harper (Torchwood)
  • Paul Ballard (Dollhouse)
  • Peter Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia)
  • Robb Stark (Game of Thrones)
  • Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy)
  • Zoe Washburne (Firefly)

Hufflepuff:

  • Angel Batista (Dexter)
  • Australia
  • Belle (Once Upon a Time)
  • Bonnie Bennett (Vampire Diaries)
  • Carol Peletier (Walking Dead)
  • Catelyn Stark (Game of Thrones)
  • Charlie Bucket (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
  • Clark Kent (Smallville)
  • Davos Seaworth (Game of Thrones)
  • Gwen Cooper (Torchwood)
  • Hoban ‘Wash’ Washburne (Firefly)
  • Hodor (Game of Thrones)
  • Hugo ‘Hurley’ Reyes (Lost)
  • Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
  • Kaylee Frye (Firefly)
  • Lana Lang (Smallville)
  • Leo Wyatt (Charmed)
  • Lisa B. (my mum)
  • Lucy Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia)
  • Manny Bianco (Black Books)
  • New Zealand
  • Peregrin ‘Pippin’ Took (Lord of the Rings)
  • Piper Halliwell (Charmed)
  • Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)
  • Snow White / Mary Margaret Blanchard (Once Upon a Time) – Snow could be a Gryffindor though
  • Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Walter Bishop (Fringe)
  • Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh)
  • Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Zhaan (Farscape)

Ravenclaw:

  • Bennett Halverson (Dollhouse)
  • Bran Stark (Game of Thrones)
  • Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Gandalf (Lord of the Rings)
  • Inara Serra (Firefly)
  • John Crichton (Farscape) – Gryffinclaw
  • Joker (Batman)
  • Klaus Baudelaire (Series of Unfortunate Events)
  • Logan Cale (Dark Angel)
  • Matilda Wormwood (Matilda)
  • Poison Ivy (Batman)
  • River Tam (Firefly)
  • Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Topher Brink (Dollhouse)
  • Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
  • Samwell Tarly (Game of Thrones) – difficult to choose between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff
  • Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
  • September (Fringe)
  • Shepherd Derrial Book (Firefly) – most difficult Firefly character to sort
  • Simon Tam (Firefly)
  • Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
  • Susan Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia) – another Ravenpuff
  • Tara B. (my sister)
  • Temperance ‘Bones’ Brennan (Bones)
  • United Kingdom – actually, the UK could be Hufflepuff as well
  • Violet Baudelaire (Series of Unfortunate Events)
  • Wesley Wyndam-Price (Angel)
  • Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Winifred ‘Fred’ Burkle (Angel)
  • Zelda Spellman (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)

Slytherin:

  • Adelle DeWitt (Dollhouse)
  • Anya Jenkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Bronn (Game of Thrones)
  • Bruce Wayne (Batman)
  • Caitlyn B. (me)
  • Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
  • Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean)
  • Cathy Dollanganger (Flowers in the Attic)
  • Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones)
  • Chiana (Farscape)
  • Chris Halliwell (Charmed)
  • Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones)
  • Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries)
  • Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
  • Dorian Gray (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
  • Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)
  • Edmund Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia)
  • Eric Northman (True Blood)
  • Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • James ‘Sawyer’ Ford (Lost)
  • Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
  • Lana Luthor (Smallville)
  • Lex Luthor (Smallville)
  • Loki (Thor)
  • Mayor Richard Wilkins (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Nina Sharp (Fringe)
  • North Korea
  • Olenna ‘Queen of Thorns’ Tyrell (Game of Thrones)
  • Peter Bishop (Fringe)
  • Petyr ‘Littlefinger’ Baelish (Game of Thrones)
  • Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)
  • River Song (Doctor Who)
  • Rumpelstiltskin / Mr. Gold (Once Upon a Time)
  • Rygel (Farscape)
  • Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)
  • Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Tony Stark (Iron Man)
  • Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones) – Slytherclaw
  • Tywin Lannister (Game of Thrones)
  • United States of America
  • Veruca Salt (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
  • Walternate (Fringe)

My God, there are so many Slytherins! I’ll definitely add to this later. If you want to know where I would sort any other characters (or countries or famous people…) then just leave a comment below.

Top Fives

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I made a list of my five favourite poems, when I realised “why don’t I make a list of my top five everythings?” instead. So here are a bunch of my top fives!

Poems:

  1. Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night (Dylan Thomas)
  2. A Poem Written By A Bear (Tao Lin)
  3. The Painter (John Ashberry)
  4. The Raven (Edgar Allen Poe)
  5. Sonnet 73 (William Shakespeare)

TV Shows:

  1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  2. Game of Thrones
  3. Doctor Who
  4. Firefly
  5. Supernatural

Actors:

  1. Johnny Depp
  2. Helena Bonham Carter
  3. Enver Gjokaj
  4. Alan Rickman
  5. Amy Acker

Books:

  1. Harry Potter (JK Rowling)
  2. A Song of Ice and Fire (George RR Martin)
  3. Dollanganger Series (Virginia Andrews)
  4. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
  5. The Chronicles of Narnia (CS Lewis)

Superpowers:

  1. Shape-shifting
  2. Telekinesis
  3. Technopathy
  4. Dimensional manipulation
  5. Regeneration

Fictional Characters:

  1. Arya Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire)
  2. River Tam (Firefly)
  3. Tyrion Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire)
  4. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
  5. Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

Mythical Creatures:

  1. Witch
  2. Vampire
  3. Reaper
  4. Dragon
  5. Nymph

Time-Travel:

  1. The Time Traveler’s Wife (Audrey Niffenegger)
  2. 12 Monkeys
  3. The Terminator
  4. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
  5. Lost

Short-Stories:

  1. The Egg (Andy Weir)
  2. The Monkey’s Paw (WW Jacobs)
  3. Snow, Glass, Apples (Neil Gaiman)
  4. The Last Question (Isaac Asimov)
  5. The Tell Tale Heart (Edgar Allen Poe)

Stereotypically Slytherin

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Last year I signed up for Pottermore beta, and was able to get sorted before the website opened to the public. Much to my pleasure, I was sorted into Slytherin, which is my favourite house (followed by Ravenclaw). That surprised me a whole lot, since some of the answers I gave seemed (to me) more like something a Hufflepuff would say. But since there are only about seven questions in the sorting quiz, and the combination is different whenever you answer it, I decided I would sign up and get sorted again when Pottermore finally opened to the public.

Well, just the other day, it did. And since I have three email addresses, I signed up twice more. The questions I got in the sorting quizzes were mostly different each time, but with a few common questions. The first time, I answered the questions like a Hufflepuff again, and again, got sorted into Slytherin. The second time, I answered the questions like (I think) a Ravenclaw, and was tied between Ravenclaw and Slytherin (the last question was just choosing between the two houses).

I also did the wand quiz two more times (obviously, since you have to), and both times, I got wands with a dragon heartstring core. The same core I got the first time. According to JK Rowling, owners of wands with dragon cores are easily swayed to the dark side. Therefore, according to JK Rowling, I should be a Slytherin who is easily swayed to the dark side. How stereotypical.

Harry Potter Alignment Chart

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After having discovered several alignment charts on the internet (Firefly, Game of Thrones, etc.), I decided it was time to make my own. If anyone doesn’t know what an alignment chart is, it’s just a fancy name for a picture with characters from a show/movie/book for each of the nine D&D alignments. I did one on Harry Potter, which was pretty easy, because there are so many characters:

Would you agree with the characters I’ve chosen for each? I considered Dobby for lawful neutral, but then it occurred to me that’s only at the start, and he ends up more neutral good. Filch seems a bit evil, but he really only ever does as he’s told. I also considered Draco for chaotic neutral, but then I realised that he’s probably more lawful evil. So who would you choose for each?