I have come to the conclusion that I am the best at flirting. And by ‘best’, I do of course mean ‘the actual worst’.
Flirting tips from the Ninja Robot:
- Play werewolf with the person of your affections.
- Get dealt the cupid card.
- Make the lovers the said person and yourself.
Wallah! You have now (un)successfully flirted. Warning: This may or may not (but most likely may) be completely unbeknownst to the other.